let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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