her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Enjoy the penises
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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