escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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