Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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