Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
As shirtless as possible
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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