she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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