is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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