dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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