Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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