No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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