I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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