Nicole vs. Life
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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