I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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