who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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