So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
you never un-have a 4some
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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