It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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