Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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