that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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