you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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