Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around

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(718): View more from New York

I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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(817): View more from Texas

No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now

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(317): View more from Indiana

I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit

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(314): View more from Missouri

Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off

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(646): View more from New York

Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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(613): View more from Ontario

I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!

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