Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?