i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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