This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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