Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
did i just pee glitter
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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