Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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