Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I wish I only lived at night.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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