He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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