The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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