I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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