hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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