She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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