fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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