Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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