Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize