I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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