We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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