i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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