I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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