Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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