awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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