Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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