Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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