Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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