It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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