As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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