you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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