Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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