fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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