Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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