STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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