hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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My vagina just clenched in fear
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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