I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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