Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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