do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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